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armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

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