when you flawlessly rap that verse
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
i wish people had crushes on me
calling your friends like
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
Fuck I have homework
you see what i mean
Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not
this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time
I have a three page paper to write on the Colonial United States.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people