You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
freshmen on the first day of school
got seniors like
why do i always look hot when no one’s around?
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
thinking about my favorite characters like
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid