hey! i’m talking!
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
Looks like you might have a career with NASA
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
Vine by: Christian Lemke
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1: you will understand nothing, “wtf is this” will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2: once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3: probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the “real world”.
stage 4: you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5: tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.
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girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick